Ep # Title Original Airdate
01 "Ingrid Third, Public Enemy #1" 9/14/2002
Fillmore's partner moves away to Tennessee, and he is partnered up with Brad Parnassus, the smartest kid at X Middle School. Rebellious and super-smart new student Ingrid Third doesn't take her introduction to X student body well at all, and a giant stink bomb explodes in the hallways. The case looks like a slam dunk - or is it? In the end it turns out that Brad Parnassus made the stink bomb and framed Ingrid, Brad was the smartest kid at school before Ingrid showed up and he wanted to keep the title, so he made the stink bomb and framed Ingrid to get her expelled. Fillmore and Ingrid stop Brad and get the evidence but he gets his friend to take the blame for him.

Parodied crimes: detonating a explosive device in a Public area, and Framing an Innocent person.

02 "Test of the Tested" 9/21/2002
The student body is in an uproar when the controversial S.A.T.T.Y. 9 tests are stolen by an assailant dressed as X's beloved mascot, Lobstee the Lobster. Who is the thief - a student who panicked during the test? Or was it Enid Quintara, outspoken anti-S.A.T.T.Y 9 activist? Fillmore and Ingrid are under the gun - they have only 48 hours to find the tests or Principal Folsom will force the entire school to take the tests again. In the end it turns out that Elliot the boy who wears the mascot costume stole the tests to try and impress Enid who he has a crush on.

Parodied crimes: Theft

03 "Nappers Never Sleep" 11/9/2002
Duappy, a virtual pet - the virtual pet kept alive the longest - has been stolen, and it is up to Fillmore and Ingrid to find X's pride and joy before a reporter comes to X to do a story on Duappy and before Duappy dies. But what if Duappy was stolen not to harm, but to help...
04 "To Mar a Stall" 11/16/2002
X Middle School's bathroom renovation project teeters on the brink of disaster as the new tagger "STAINLESS" strikes at will. Out of leads, Fillmore and Ingrid turn to Randall Julian, the former vandal "FLAVA SAVA," currently in solitary detention. His help puts them back on the trail, but Randall escapes, forcing Fillmore and Ingrid to hunt down both "STAINLESS" and "FLAVA SAVA" before they strike again. Randall Julian is a parody of Dr. Hannibal Lecter from The Silence of the Lambs. In addition, the entire episode has similarities to the movie and is most likely a parody. In the end it turns out that Robin, the one who convinced the school to renovate the bathrooms wanted stainless steel but was refused, so she choose to vandalize the bathrooms until they would have to order stainless steel, which is impossible to stain. Afterward Fillmore finds Randall in the only place he knew he would want to go, inside the teacher's lounge rest room, the only rest room in the school he hadn't tagged(tagging it would mean that he had successfully tagged all the rest rooms(including the girl's rest room rest). Inside Fillmore convinces him to give up his ways and go back to using his talents for good.

Parodied crimes: Vandilism, and escape from imprisonment.

05 "Cry, The Beloved Mascot" 10/5/2002
Someone has stolen X Middle School's beloved mascot Lobstee the Lobster. Time is running out for both Lobstee and the Bocce Team, and the key to finding him before time runs out might be X's resident psychic, Alistair Greystone. Will Alistair and the Safety Patrol find Lobstee before it's too late?
06 "A Wurm in Our Midst" 9/28/2002
The Library's books have disappeared, and Tony Clementina, X Middle School's local heavy, is all too eager to take credit for it. Meanwhile, an empty bottle rocket made from a can of Carbee Cola leads Ingrid back to the biggest custard spill in X Middle School history, an incident that disturbingly points to Fillmore. Fillmore admits that back before he joined the patrol he had tried to trash the custard bowl but the bowl's support beams broke before he could. And in the end it turns out that the book club stole the books from the library because they were tired of not being able to check out the books they wanted, and thought that only they could appreciate them.
07 "Red Robins Don't Fly" 10/12/2002
During an undercover sting operation, boxes of Band candy were accidentally discovered in the lake. The candy is traced back to the Red Robins - seemingly a school club in the same manner as Girl Scouts who make record sales of their award-winning taffy. In reality, the Robins strong arm their competition (stealing candy and cookie dough, cheating in selling taffy, messing up signs of competitors), and the Safety Patrol have been trying to catch them in the act for a long time. Ingrid goes undercover as a Red Robin, but she fits the role all too well and becomes the shoo-in for becoming the leader of the Robins when Malika, the current leader, graduates. Fillmore discovers that Malika used to be Vallejo's partner who also infiltrated the Robins, but was seduced and overcome by the dark side. Will Ingrid find the secret Vault of stolen goods and shut down the Robins for good, or will Ingrid also turn to the dark side as Malika did?
08 "Next Stop, Armageddon" 11/2/2002
After accidentally destroying Folsom's birthday party Fillmore and Ingrid are forced to do convention duty. But the convention was sabotaged, leaving the entire convention ruined. Fillmore and Ingrid first expect the RC Car club to be behind it however Oscar, the best model railroad engineer at X, seems to be coping extremely well to the tragedy. Is he behind the whole thing? In the end Oscar caused the train wreck so everyone would need to buy new trains and give his family store business again, when the news gets out he is banned from every train club around.
09 "A Cold Day at X" 11/23/2002
Mrs. Cornwall's Pre-Algebra final exam looks like it's going to be a tough one; however, four of her students have decided to take more extreme measures beyond studying. Fillmore sleeps over in the school to safeguard the exam, but an unexpected blizzard and Professor Third's headcold leaves him standing alone to face a desperate gang of determined exam thieves. Fillmore hides the test answers and after avoiding the thieves escapes the school, he is headed home when they radio on a walkie talkie, they want the test answers in exchange for Fillmore's pet fish. In the end Fillmore's fish's bowl is broken and his fish is in danger of dying, seeing that his fish is in danger the thieves forget the answer sheet and help Fillmore save his fish. Fillmore offers them the answers as thanks but they refuse and decide to study instead and Fillmore decides not to turn them in.
10 "Field Trip of the Just" 1/23/2004
Guildenstern, the Science Department's tarantula mascot, has been poisoned, and the prime suspect, Eric Orben, has escaped into the city. Fillmore is given authority to go out into town and catch Eric, but he has to contend with a relentless opponent from his bad-boy past and a case that isn't as obvious as it seems... In the end it turns out that Eric only acts like a bad boy and actually likes taking care of Guildenstern and is a straight A student, Alexandria Quarry a girl with a crush on Eric, tried to impress him by making Guildenstern sick, but used too much and almost killed him.
11 "A Dark Score Evened" 1/16/2004
Four victims - Wilbur, Grover, Becca and Stella. Four bullies - Rochelle, Bryan, Fiona and Horace. Someone's fed up of people being made to feel small and scared and is targeting each victim's bully respectively. Despite not wanting to help bullies, Fillmore sets up a bodyguard system for some of the bullies and starts to work on who would want to have scared the bullies so much. The main suspects are obviously the four victims, but the victim of each bully is proven to have had nothing to do with it. Unless of course, the four victims banded together to form the ultimate Bullypayback squad....
12 "Two Wheels, Full Throttle, No Breaks" 2/22/2003
Scooter thefts are up, and the Safety Patrol faces a challenge from student activist Derek Minna, who establishes B.A.G.A.S.T. (Boys And Girls Against Scooter Theft), a scooter and rollerblade equipped task force that he intends to ultimately replace the safety patrol. Fillmore and Ingrid trace the thefts to the Metal Shop and infiltrate the gang. Who is the mysterious "Stingray," and what are his plans for the stolen scooters?

Parodied crime: Grand theft auto

13 "Masterstroke of Malevolence" 2/15/2003
Mrs. Lawson's field trip to the Modern Contemporary Natural History, Art, Science and Miniature Museum takes a horrifying turn as someone draws a mustache on the priceless painting "The Lobster Man at Port". Fillmore, Ingrid, and O'Farrell work to find the culprit and save the painting, but the clock is ticking and everyone's a suspect... In the end it was the security guard, who was actually the artist who made the painting. He wanted to put a mustache on the man in the picture, but was forced to sell it before he was finished, it had haunted him for 20 years and it finally got to him.
14 "A Forgotten Yesterday" 5/17/2003
The heat is on from Student Council Representative Peabody to find a stolen case of computer disks holding information on term papers off the street, but the perps always seem one step ahead of the Safety Patrol. After a botched raid and the sabotage of his bike, Fillmore turns to Sonny Lombard, his old partner from his bad-boy days. They track the disks back to Rudy Teravall, the Kingpin of Home Economics, Fillmore gets the info on where the disks are. But just as Fillmore and Ingrid get ready to move in on Rudy's gang, Peabody gets tipped off about bootleg hall passes in Fillmore's desk. Fillmore gets suspended from the force - but has he really gone bad again? And just what is Sonny's real agenda? Fillmore knowing that Rudy will move the disks soon decides to get the disks with Sonny on their own. Fillmore gets the disks but is betrayed by Sonny, who wants to get back at him fr joining the Safety Patrol and leaving him high and dry. Safety Patrol officers then arrive to bust Sonny who Fillmore had suspected all along. Sonny is caught and the disks are taken back.

Parodied crimes: Theft, and breaking and entering.

15 "The Nineteenth Hole is a Shallow Grave" 11/1/2003
Something's down at the X Middle School Open - professional golfers are failing at games, and foul play is suspected. Normally, Fillmore would be eager for an undercover job like this, but something in his past - something involving mini-golf - is making him hesitate.
16 "Code Name: Electric Haircut" 1/2/2004
Fillmore and Ingrid have to investigate the mysterious vanishing of a student named Alexis, only to find that all reports of her have vanished from the school, and she's even been taken out of pictures. Coincidentally, a girl named Gladys only just returned to school as Alexis vanished... in the end it turns out Gladys is actually Alexis, Gladys wanted to be popular so she disappeared and disguised herself as Alexis. The plan was working until Yuri found out she threatened to tell everyone her secret unless she helped her with her plan... to crate a computer virus called Electric Haircut. Yuri planned to breakdown the barrier that separated cool kids from uncool kids by creating a computer virus that would hack into the school mainframe and share everyones information with everyone else, permanent records, user codes, e-mails, etc. Ingrid convinces Gladys to stop the virus, but Fillmore already convinced Yuri to stop it herself. Gladys reveals her secret to her cool and uncool friends and everyone ends up friends.
17 "The Currency of Doubt" 9/20/2003
Tina and Toby are the stars of the school at both dancing and smoit-collecting. Smoits are tokens found on dairy bars and packets of chips used to buy basically anything a kid could want once enough of them are saved up. The smoit stash goes missing, and Fillmore and Ingrid go undercover in X's steamy underground casino scene. They discover Toby's gambling debts, and he becomes the prime suspect, which destroys his dance partnership with Tina. Case closed - or is it? Meanwhile, Fillmore is having a little too much trouble obsessing over his damaged sash (that is, until it dissolves in a vat of chili). In the end it turns out that Tina and Toby's dance coach Natasha stole the smoits to sabotage them, so she and her partner Larry could win the dance competition. Tina decides to throw away the smoits because of all the trouble they are causing, she forgives Toby.

Parodied crimes: Theft, and illegal gambling

18 "Of Slain Kings on Checkered Fields" 5/10/2003
X Middle School's best hope to break a losing streak is Checkmatey, a flamboyant rapper who is X's finest chess player. Unfortunately, somebody is out to get him - is it Tyson Pelarez, leader of the Society of the Preservation of Ethics in Chess? Or is it Nelson Kelloch, Checkmatey's biggest rival? (Checkmatey also has a crush on Ingrid, which repulses her). Fillmore and Ingrid are on the case - but the clock is ticking down to the championship match and Checkmatey is nowhere to be found...
19 "Foes Don't Forgive" 10/4/2003
Reformed thug Linus Santiago wows the crowd at the X Middle School Talent Show with his magic act. Unfortunately, his disappearing trick with Dewey Hubble's robotic dog Barcode goes horribly wrong - it won't reappear! Santiago refuses to tell the Safety Patrol how he did the trick due to the Magician's Code, but by doing so, he makes himself the prime suspect. Dewey is anxious to get it back as it's a stepping stone to getting a real dog; however, when Barcode's collar is found in the lake, all hope could be lost - for both Dewey and Santiago.
20 "South of Friendship, North of Honor" 10/11/2003
Spring Break has arrived, so Fillmore's taking the time to visit his former partner, Wayne Liggett. In Wayne's new school, something about the Safety Patrol stinks - so much that Emily had to quit. The prize pralines of the school have been stolen, and the prime suspect is Patrol Sheriff Thrift - who just so happens to be the son of their principal.
21 "Immune to All but Justice" 10/18/2003
X Middle School has gone Canada Crazy - and the ambassador is staying over, along with his assistant Penny Madrid, who happens to be an old partner in crime with Fillmore. Winston Kotter, the Canadian ambassador, turned Penny around just as the Safety Patrol turned Fillmore around - but Fillmore can't help but suspect something's up, especially as a huge supply of counterfeit baseball cards appear. Unfortunately for Fillmore, Winston has full diplomatic immunity and plans to pin the crime on Penny. Without the power to officially bust him, what can Fillmore and the Safety Patrol do?
22 "The Shreds Fell like Snowflakes" 9/27/2003
Vallejo's nearing his second term test for Junior Commissioner, and in the meantime, a crime crops up involving 'The Shredder'- an anonymous criminal who shreds people's pet projects. Here's the catch - not a single one of the victims saw the Shredder's face. This seems like a job for Vallejo's old profiler partner, Frank Bishop, who was driven from the Safety Patrol in disgrace. He deduces that the Shredder is hitting students from the Drama Club in alphabetical order - and his own sister, Francine, is next on the list. However, maybe these shredding incidents aren't all they appear to be... In the end it turns out that Frank's sister Francine bought off the actors to pretend that their projects were shredded so the safety patrol would need Frank to start profiling again, giving him purpose. While she planned to make Vallejo late to his hearing for another term as Jr. safety commissioner, all to get revenge on him for not doing anything when her brother was forced of the safety patrol.
23 "Links in a Chain of Honor" 11/8/2003
Rookie Officer Peter Chestnut is the latest of four brothers to join the Safety Patrol. He has a lot to live up to - his older brother Robert was a highly decorated Safety Patroller and is now the Student Council President. When a shipment of stolen X Middle School foam spirit lobster claws is tracked back to also-ran Oscar Mabini, it looks like Peter has closed his first case. But all is not what it seems, and family honor has everything to do with it... In the end it turns out that Robert stole the lobster claws because his hand writing was so bad that the company thought he said to write "We'ne #7" on them, he needed to get rid of them, and at the same time gave his brother a crime that would make him a success.
24 "The Unseen Reflection" 11/15/2003
Vampirita, a series of novels about an astronaut vampires, has attracted a huge following at X - and none more so that Torrey and Terri. The next instalment of the series will be released in a fortnight, and until then, fans can audition to star in the next book! Terri and Torrey start to build projects to win the auditions, but every time one is finished, it gets sabotaged. Naturally, the main suspects are two members of a rival novel's fanclub - TQ, a mysterious and riddle-talking guy with an affinity for multicultural cuisine, and Trace, a girl who never seems to be happy with the color of her hair. But evidence points to neither... so just who could have enough knowledge about the projects to find the perfect way to sabotage them? In the end Torrey was sabotaging their projects, her cousin was the publisher so she got an advanced copy of the new book. It turned out it was terrible, to the point that Vampirita and her "arch nemesis" are dating. Even worse was that she and Terrie could end up as characters in the terrible new book, and she couldn't let that happen so she sabotaged their own projects.
25 "Play On, Maestro, Play On" 1/1/2004
The Ultrabox, the hottest new game system on the market, makes its debut at X, and everyone wants one - including "The Maestro," a gaming mastermind who will stop at nothing to get it. Fillmore and Ingrid track him down, but the Ultrabox is stolen while he's in custody. It looks like a copycat is on the loose, but there's more to this case than meets the eye... In the end it turns out that Arthur the boy who originally tried to steal the Ultrabox but later found that his mom had bought him one, he stole it because he had became obsessed with "Finishing the game" and couldn't stop until he had it.
26 "This Saviour, a Snitch" 1/9/2004
Facing expulsion under Principal Folsom's new 'Three Strikes, You're Expelled' rule, Fillmore must protect the only person that can clear his name to a crime he has been framed for: the destruction of a giant Folsom statue made out of 12,000 pieces of macaroni. In the end it turns out that Jamie and Scooter set Fillmore up, Jamie was behind the recent lunch box thefts. He was putting on an act to make it look like he was being robbed to lure Fillmore in and lead him into the trap, as he was getting to close to figuring out the case.

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